Okay, class; clear your desks.
Q: You have arranged to cover or otherwise surround yourself in white fabric -- wearing white pants, a white dress, a white bathing suit, or, in my case, the many white draperies Sugar has thrown around our bedroom in preparation for one of those slightly cheesy pregnancy photo shoots. What happens next?
˙ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo `ƃuıpǝǝlq ʇɹɐʇs noʎ :ɐ
(Don't worry -- not very much. I already talked to Dr. Skinny, who agrees with me that it's likely the Return of The Irritable Cervices, nothing more. It's just amazing to know that my body, which I so often doubt, still responds to primal cues like white cotton.)